Mercury
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Stockholm FTW
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Post by Mercury on Dec 4, 2007 14:52:18 GMT -5
i don't know if you have Blonde-jokes where you live, but in Sweden they are very popular (like the norweigan-jokes ) question: If a blonde girl and a brunette races down a slope, who gets down first? Answer: the Brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for the direction XD A blonde tells her friend that she's bought a thousand pieces puzzle and she's going home to put it together. She sits with it for several hours before she calls up her friend. -You gotta help me! It's impossible! she says -Look at the box, what's the picture? her friend asks -It's a rooster.... She answers and then asks him to come help her. he comes over and says: -okay, let's take it easy...and just put the cereals back in the carbon......
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Post by megatude on Dec 8, 2007 21:28:14 GMT -5
Oh wow! Those are good.
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Post by toughgirl on Apr 25, 2009 10:10:23 GMT -5
YA! Blonde jokes are like super popular in LA! At camp we told sooo many blonde jokes at rest period! such as-------> 2 blondes were walking in a forest and they see some tracks. one says "those are deer tracks" and the other says "no, they're bear tracks" they kept arguing even when the train hit them.
Ok so there is a magic mirrior and you have to say something true to it to not get sucked into it. the brennette goes first and says "i think i am the prettiest of us 3" and she doesnt get sucked in the red head goes next and says "i think i am the tallest of us 3" and she doesnt get sucked in. the blonde looks to the magic mirrior and says "i think--" and before she can say anything else she gets sucked into the mirrior. hehe
These are some of my fav. jokes!
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Post by gliriel on May 30, 2009 5:46:56 GMT -5
HAHA. Love the last one. Blonde jokes are hilarious.
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Post by toughgirl on May 30, 2009 9:31:32 GMT -5
ya thats my fav blonde joke in deh entire cosmos!
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Post by gliriel on May 31, 2009 3:43:29 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its hilarious.
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Post by toughgirl on Jun 1, 2009 4:53:25 GMT -5
thanx dudette! or wutever they call u in australia!
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chroniclesofsparta
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Post by chroniclesofsparta on Jul 21, 2009 10:19:07 GMT -5
UGH. i hate chemistry, and you guys would do blonde jokes?! i cant even understand it because of CHEMISTRY+TRIGONOMERTY+GEOMETRY!! thats alot of try:|
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Post by toughgirl on Jul 22, 2009 18:37:40 GMT -5
yes, that is to much try for meh
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chroniclesofsparta
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Post by chroniclesofsparta on Jul 27, 2009 8:25:57 GMT -5
LOL! yes XD im still clinging my breath at the edge of my chemistry book!
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Post by gliriel on Jul 31, 2009 5:37:31 GMT -5
Too much for my miniscule brain, I'm afraid.
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chroniclesofsparta
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Post by chroniclesofsparta on Jul 31, 2009 10:20:06 GMT -5
wooo?! i have a miniscule brain D:...
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Post by gliriel on Aug 1, 2009 21:50:21 GMT -5
Yay! I'm not the only one!
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chroniclesofsparta
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Post by chroniclesofsparta on Aug 5, 2009 5:21:00 GMT -5
XD whaat?!we're misniscules? HAHA.
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Post by toughgirl on Aug 8, 2009 22:35:49 GMT -5
IM GENUIS! sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm
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