Hm...gonna try to remember everything.
I loved it when Herc first met Meg, and it made me laugh so hard when he tried to beat Nessus, but failed at first and she was unamused. XD And at the end, she was like: "It's been a real slice." and then Herc offers her a ride and she's like: "I'm a big, tough girl. I can tie my own sandals and everything."
I also loved the scene where she acts all dramatic about the kids stuck in the cave situation. >:3 That was win. And oh, how Herc fell for it. XD
I loved the scene where she asks him to play hooky and calls phil a nanny-goat.
I loved the near-end of their date, when it went like this:
"You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"
"Everybody's not like that."
"Yes they are."
And then she says its better to be alone so that nobody can hurt her, but Hercules tells her that he would never, ever do anything to hurt her. That was so romantic, yet so cheesy, but it fit. ;_; <3
And I loved the interrupted kiss scene, when Hercules was leaning in to kiss her and then d**n PHIL JUST HAS TO GO IN AND RUIN IT. T_T It would have been so much better if they had kissed and he comes later. D<
I loved after the "I won't say I'm in love" scene, I loved when Hades came in and was all:
"Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? What is
the weak link in the Wonderboy's chain?"
"Get yourself another girl, I'm
through!"
"I'm sorry. Do you mind runnin' that by me again? I must
have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something."
"Then read my lips!
Forget it."
"Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we
forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?"
-He bursts into flames-
"I OWN YOU!""You work for me!"
"If I say, "sing", you say, "Hey, name that tune." If
I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter." you say—"
"Medium or well done?"
"I'll work on that."
"I'm sorry... You hear that sound? That's the
sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever."
*coughing* "I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him."
"I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some
GUY."
"This one is different! He's honest, and, and he's sweet---"
"Please!"
"He would never do anything to hurt me!"
"
He's a guy!"
"Besides, "oh, oneness", you can't beat him. He has no weaknesses, he's gonna—"
*She turns around to see a sly grin plastered on his face.*
"I think... he does, Meg."
*Envelops her in his arms*
"I
truly think he does."
Best. Scene. EVAR.
Wait, but there are better scenes. XD Like when Phil goes to talk some sense out of Hercules, but fails and is thrown into weights. D: "OMG!!!" was my reaction. XD
And then this scene:
"Oh! You'll love this. One more thing. Meg, babe. A deal's a deal. You're off the hook. By the way, Herc. Is she not, like, a fabulous little actress?"
"Stop it!"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. Duh!"
"You're---you're lying!"
"Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe."
"No! It's not like that! I didn't mean to--I-I couldn't--I--I'm so sorry."
This scene was so dramatic for me.
It's like, one of the movie's BEST scenes. Or Disney's, for the matter.
And then when Hades was like, "Zeusy, I'm home!" I was like "LOL!" and then he was like "Hades...? Your behind this?!"
And and when Hercules was getting beaten by the Cyclops and he defeated him and the pillar fell on Meg. T_T So sad!
Then she died and he had to go save her and almost risked his life. >: But he became a God again and they finally kissed at the end! c:
Okaaay, I think I wrote enough. XD