Post by Meggers on Aug 17, 2006 23:50:42 GMT -5
Heyy, Meggers here, Just thought I'd make use of this spot...
If Snoop Doggy Dog married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dog Pooh!
If Olivia Newton-John married Isaac Newton, then divorced him and married Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John-Newton-John!
A woman comes rushing into the police station in the middle of the night with a black eye. The officer on duty says, "Ma'am, what happened?"
The woman responds, "I heard a scream from my neighbours' house and went to investigate. I unlocked the gate, stepped inside and was knocked unconscious." The officer gets the address of her neighbours' home, and leaves to investigate. He returns a while later with a black eye. The new officer on duty, asks him if he was hit by the same person.
The first officer says, "No, I stepped on the same rake."
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the local pool and the life guard told her not to park her van on the diving board!
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Oh that's beautiful, just beautiful!"
If Snoop Doggy Dog married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dog Pooh!
If Olivia Newton-John married Isaac Newton, then divorced him and married Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John-Newton-John!
A woman comes rushing into the police station in the middle of the night with a black eye. The officer on duty says, "Ma'am, what happened?"
The woman responds, "I heard a scream from my neighbours' house and went to investigate. I unlocked the gate, stepped inside and was knocked unconscious." The officer gets the address of her neighbours' home, and leaves to investigate. He returns a while later with a black eye. The new officer on duty, asks him if he was hit by the same person.
The first officer says, "No, I stepped on the same rake."
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the local pool and the life guard told her not to park her van on the diving board!
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Oh that's beautiful, just beautiful!"
It's Kaz, my centaur. Short for Kazari. (She's the main character in a story I'm writing. I'll post it when I'm done.)
