the lamest joke ever!

[independentmegara]

;)My lamest jokes ever!!!

pedro doesnt know how to speak english
he saw this movie superman and copied the word i am superman
he repeated it 2x.
his mom told him to buy a 1/4 kilo of rice he easily copied the word 1/4 kilo and repeated it 2x.
he was watching little mermaid and easily copied the word under the sea and repeated it 2x
then the last was one more and repeated it 2x he got it from the wrestling show

they went to america an american asked pedro questions

what is your name:i am superman i am superman
how old are you:1/4 kilo 1/4 kilo
where do you live:under the sea under the sea
the american punched pedro and pedro said:one more one more
he thought it was stop

[independentmegara]

another jokes:
q:how does a pig go to the hospital?
a: he rides the hambulance

q:why did piglet looked on the toilet
a:because he was looking for pooh

q:what do you call a frog that has horns
a:a bull frog

q:what did the rabbit give his fiancee
a:a 14-carrot ring


-i have many more in my mind^^-

[Mercury]

I have some

how does an elephant get down from a tree?
answer: He sits on a leaf and waits till winter.

How do you catch a sparrow?
answer: You hide behind a bush and sound like bird-seed.

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?
answer: There's tracks in the butter.

Why shouldn't you go out in the jungle between 1-3 pm?
Answer: because the elephants jump with parrachutes at that time

Why are the crocodiles so flat?
answer: because they go out in the jungle between 1-3 pm.

how do you sink a norweigan submarine?
answer: You knock on the door, and they'll open and ask who it is.

How do you sink the same norweigan submarine again?
Answer: you knock on the door again, and they'll open the door and say: nice try, but you won't fool us again!!

Why do the norweigans crawl in the supermarket?
answer: they're looking for low prices!

What's the difference between a cheese? (I know this question is very weird)
answer: there's holes in the cheese, but not cheese in the holes!

What's the resemblance between a zebra and a ostrich?
Answer: none of them knows how to bike

XD

[megatude]

Oh wow.

[Mercury]

I have even more!!!

What is small, brown, goes up from the ground and says: 'Vrrooom'?
Answer: a mole on a motorbike

How can you tell a mole has been in the fridge?
Answer: The motorbike is parked outside

XD

[independentmegara]

lol!im laughing..XD

[independentmegara]

i have one too...
i see ice cream i see cream i see someone's eyes scream!